Your only option on the Presidential ticket this year includes either a black man or a woman. I don’t know about you, but that makes me proud to be an American. What a land of opportunity! Finally, a country of equality! While I’m still tossing around opinions about the candidates, I’m glad they are who they are.

“But,” I wondered, “what will the poor chauvinistic bigots do?”

I soon found out. As I was waiting at the print shop, a clearly upset man came in to have a sign made. His rough draft (this is his original copy) was scrawled on a piece of scrap paper:

It says, “Choices Not Good in 2008! Vote NO For President!” but he changed it to “Choices Not Great in 2008.” It kinda rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it?

He had the sign laminated and hung it in the window of his car. If you see him driving around our town, give him a honk and a friendly wave. He needs all the support he can get.

He’s going to have a tough four years, no matter what.